wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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