your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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