I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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