fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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