my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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