Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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