Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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