how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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