Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
