Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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