I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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