I wish I could teleport
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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