Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i dont even know how to be here
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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