Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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