They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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