hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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