it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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