Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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