I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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