My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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