vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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