I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
whose parrot is this?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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