She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
