I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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