Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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