I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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