I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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