Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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