so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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