Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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