We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You are a genius and a whore.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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