I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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