4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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