I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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