i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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