Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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