what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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