Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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