Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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