Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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