Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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