He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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