At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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