Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Drake has all the answers
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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