All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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