We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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