Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I need a beard to bite.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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