a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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