No, you can still breathe under the balls.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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