her vagine was all disorganized.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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