Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
