i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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