I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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