Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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