Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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